Turns out, mother was right; if you make a face and hold it, it WILL stick.
My grey matter just coughed up three quick captions:#1. "Cleaning yourself like a dog just ain't workin' for me!"#2. "Who told you my tongue was an ashtray?!?!"#3. "Give it to Mikey, he'll eat anything."
I don't have a small tongue - I can touch my nose . . . SEE!!
"My mouth didn't taste like this BEFORE the drunk tank! What the???"
Look close, is that bird poop on my tongue?
Back at ya, babe!
Wow, it really does stink down there Bobbie Jo!
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