Thursday, June 4, 2009

Wha . . .Whaa?!?!

Today's Thursday! Where the heck did that come from? This week has just flown by - I can't believe it's nearly over. Believe me - the fact that the in-laws left Monday has nothing to do with it. Seriously.

I'm trying to come up with something to write - usually I do the writing at 11:30 PM when Seinfeld is on - after watching The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien; but today I had to rent a free movie otherwise it was going to go away. I couldn't turn away a free movie - that's like saying: "No - Really I have enough good things in my life. I really can't take another good thing."

So tonight the Squaw and I watched said free movie. It was a drama. It is based on a true story. It is the movie 'Defiance' with Daniel Craig. So no Conan - just drama.

Admittedly I had no idea what this movie was about - but it was a choice of either this movie or 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop' and seeing as how that tanked fast in the theaters I wasn't too keen on using a precious free movie coupon on it. I'm horrible at retelling things - ask the Squaw about my joke telling ability. Sucks ASS.

All I have to say is - if you hate Jews, this movie is not for you. You will only become frustrated and angry. I don't think you will find it enjoyable, uplifting, motivating or entertaining. It will be two hours of torture.

I'm fairly indifferent when it comes to Jews - I've only known two openly Jewish people and haven't had a beef with them; but I love this movie. If it weren't for the 'R' rating I believe that I would have a space filled out on the movie shelf with it right there waiting. I know - it's kind of weird that there's a rule in the house that we can't own any 'R' rated movies, but I can bring them into the home and have it broadcast throughout the house. . . I so want to be able to wake up in the middle of the night and say: "I'm in the mood for 'The Departed' let me pop it in." Alas - it's not to be.

Alright it's midnight - time to post. Catch y'all tomorrow - thanks for stopping by. Bring a friend.


DangGina said...

I've heard more than one person (more than 5, even) say that Paul Blart is funny. Alas, I couldn't bring myself to using my free birthday rental on said movie either.

What are your thoughts on Conan as the new host of the Tonight Show?

aworgill said...

Oh Bob. Only you would have the brass to start a review by saying, "if you hate Jews, this is not for you. Not that I hate Jews. I love Jews. Good Jews."

I don't know what you're talking about with Paul Blart. It is by no means a masterpiece, but it made a buttload of money and stayed around forever. And for future reference, it's kinda fun. Definitely watchable.

We have the same stupid rule with R-rated movies. Although we usually don't watch anything quite as hardcore as The Departed, we watch a few of them but never buy them. I do own Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, though.

Anonymous said...


I just hate watching drama when I'm in the mood for comedy.

I've not watched this movie either. Mostly because I loiter in the funny or big action sectins when I'm looking to rent.

I would have probably chosen a good zombie movie...just so I could say, "Oh...his brains fell out!"

Not too many movies qualify that lovely statement.


Carly said...

i want to know what happened to your family on the side bar? i liked those pictures.

Brent said...

I really enjoyed the Conan premier. Especially the tour bus segment.

That being said, although I wouldn't count Mall Cop among the best movies I've ever seen by any stretch of the imagination, it had some golden moments. Kind of like taking a solid gold poop. You're kind of ashamed in it and proud of it at the same time.

Obscure Hole said...

I can't believe that you got some woman to actually marry you - she must be retarded.

I don't hate anyone - except for YOU!

I'm sure the Jews would gladly take their chances with Hitler if given the choice between that and reading your piece of shit blog.

If all Eskimo's are like you -then I hate them too! I'd hope to bear your seed only so that I could kill little baby Eskimos. You should find a soul you soul-less bastard.